Bazinga! Beanie

"Which ski hat says après supercollider?"

We would say that you should get this because humans lose most of their heat through their heads, but that's a myth. You should get this hat because every exposed inch of flesh is just as likely to release your body heat heat as any other exposed flesh, and you're more likely to venture outside with an uncovered head than an uncovered torso. Although if you do have an uncovered torso, we can help with that, too.

Red, 100% acrylic beanie has Bazinga! logo embroidered across the cuff. Officially-licensed Big Bang Theory merchandise.

Bazinga! Beanie

One size fits most. 8 1/2" across (17" circumference) unstretched. (We tested it to 16" across flat, so it's very stretchy.)
8" from top to bottom of 3" cuff. (Very little stretch this direction.)
100% acrylic.
Hand wash. Dry flat.
Not intended for children 12 and under.