Chocolate Molecule Scented Babydoll Ringer

Cool story, theobromine.

Need a fix? We got your C7H8N4O2 right here. Even better? There's no worry about theobromine poisoning with this one, because it's printed on the shirt. But it's also printed IN the shirt. What are we talking about? Our printer worked out a process for combining essential oils (for instance, ones from of the Theobroma cacao tree) with plastisol ink. The result? The tastiest shirt you've ever smelled. We passed the shirt around the office. It basically smells like you've spilled cocoa down your shirt without all the mess and the crying over spilled cocoa.

Theobromine molecule printed in chocolate brown on a tan and brown babydoll ringer. For the longevity of your scented shirt, machine wash cold, inside out. Lay flat to dry or tumble dry low. The scent should last for around 10 washings.