Q: Another weekend is almost here :)

I know most of you will be joining some party, going pub, shopping and try to enjoy during weekends. This is also another ordinary weekend but weekend is always exciting. I feel like a 48 hours make Monday and 12 hours makes Saturday, whereas only 8 hours makes Sunday. Sounds something stupid, but I got some funny lines that you can share with friends and enjoy your weekend. Last weekend of September.;

Thursday afternoon, I was in hurry to go home ...... I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i €Â™m still at school

I will stop using dealpl.us when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water. 

 Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son  

 Dear shaving commercials stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla. 

  The woman who invented the phrase, "All guys are the same." was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China.....lol 

  Death: Take my hand.. Person: No! I know that if I touch you I'll die! Death: OMG you're so smart! High Five! *Person High-Fives*......  

When you €Â™re at someone™s house: Formality of people: œWhat a lovely house!  Reality: Whats your wifi password?......lol

 My rhymes for dealpl.us Jingle bells, weekend™s smells, weekdays go away. Facebook yuck, TV sucks, dealpl.us all the way.

 If you have some lines then please share :)

Thanks, Have a Happy Weekend !!!