Q: Another weekend is almost here :)

praveensapkota
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Wanna have fun during the weekend?

I know most of you will be joining some party, going pub, shopping and try to enjoy during weekends. This is also another ordinary weekend but weekend is always exciting. I feel like a 48 hours make Monday and 12 hours makes Saturday, whereas only 8 hours makes Sunday. Sounds something stupid, but I got some funny lines that you can share with friends and enjoy your weekend. Last weekend of September.;

Thursday afternoon, I was in hurry to go home ...... I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i €Â™m still at school

I will stop using dealpl.us when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water. 

 Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son  

 Dear shaving commercials stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla. 

  The woman who invented the phrase, "All guys are the same." was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China.....lol 

  Death: Take my hand.. Person: No! I know that if I touch you I'll die! Death: OMG you're so smart! High Five! *Person High-Fives*......  

When you €Â™re at someone™s house: Formality of people: œWhat a lovely house!  Reality: Whats your wifi password?......lol

 My rhymes for dealpl.us Jingle bells, weekend™s smells, weekdays go away. Facebook yuck, TV sucks, dealpl.us all the way.

 If you have some lines then please share :)

Thanks, Have a Happy Weekend !!!   


praveensapkota posted Sep 27, 2012
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praveensapkota
somebody already thumb-downed this :(

Its ok, If no one likes, i wont share this type of crap.
praveensapkota (rep: 51.8k) posted Sep 27, 2012
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ancagavs
I thumbed you up :)
ancagavs (rep: 15.2k) posted Sep 28, 2012
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xptrish
Thumbs up...I got a laugh out of a few of them,lol
xptrish (rep: 71k) posted Sep 28, 2012
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nthsll
I thumbs upped. Aparently someone doesn't have weekends off. Or friends. ;-)
nthsll (rep: 12.4k) posted Sep 28, 2012
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MdavidK30
I enjoyed it... I thought it was funny!
MdavidK30 (rep: 3.56k) posted Sep 28, 2012
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chuckydealpl
thanks for trying to inject some humor on this slowwwww day. have a good weekend too.
chuckydealpl (rep: 40.5k) posted Sep 28, 2012
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krmills1
I thumbed it UP!!! We can always counter thumb the thumbs downers!!! :)
krmills1 (rep: 14.2k) posted Sep 28, 2012
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encorez
Saturday is my day.......
encorez (rep: 9.96k) posted Sep 29, 2012
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praveensapkota
Thank you everyone for the support, its anti thumb-downer mission
praveensapkota (rep: 51.8k) posted Sep 29, 2012
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