Q: The Bald Man Wearing A Suit

zoneric
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Today, as I was walking home I saw a man in a smooth car. A really nice car…I mean…a very, very…oh, sorry! The point is he was sitting in front, he was bald, and he was wearing a suit. In that moment, I do not know why, I thought about men with suits and bald in the movies. You ask why? To be more explicit I’ll give an example. When we see movies with the police, FBI, CIA, or others, there is always a suited man and he is always the chief…right? And most times he is bald…isn’t he? And I don’t refer to the chief of police. No, the chief of police is almost always anonymous. The bald suited man is the chief of the FBI or CIA…at least this is what I have seen this far.
My question is: “ Do you have to be bald to be THE MAN? Or do you have to wear a suit to be THE MAN?” I want to be THE MAN. So, what to do? Shave my head until I won’t have any hair left? Wear a suit every day? Well, I can do that but I don’t think that will do it for me… Why do they have to be bald?
(Please don't hate me, I'm just sharing my thoughts with you :D)
zoneric posted May 10, 2012
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gangstabarbie
are you speaking of bold or bald? uhhh....perhaps you should read "The Game" by Neil Strauss?
gangstabarbie (rep: 9.67k) posted May 10, 2012
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kffight3r
@gangstabarbie hahaha thats a great book! There is also The Rules, the girls version of The Game
kffight3r (rep: 712) posted May 10, 2012
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zoneric
yeah. sorry ...I think it's bald. grammar mistake :D
zoneric (rep: 26.4k) posted May 10, 2012
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zoneric
corrected it :D
zoneric (rep: 26.4k) posted May 10, 2012
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erick99
It's all attitude. You could wear a hoodie and be da man :)
erick99 (rep: 17.6k) posted May 10, 2012
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MHT962
I think the baldness in your examples probably subconsciously projects a higher maturity level and thus, a higher ranking job.

I don't think you have to be bald and wear a suit to be 'the man'. You just have to be your best self, whatever that is, and like yourself (be confident) to be the man.

But, you probably do have to play the game, so to say, and if your occupation dictates wearing nice suits, you'll probably fare better if you follow 'suit'.
MHT962 (rep: 3.22k) posted May 10, 2012
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zoneric
@erick99 - could be about attitude. many things depend on that. for example, when meeting new women:)
zoneric (rep: 26.4k) posted May 10, 2012
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zoneric
@MHT962 - I like your point of view. higher maturity and higher ranking job :) maybe you are right. probably I am not mature enough to try to be "the man"
zoneric (rep: 26.4k) posted May 10, 2012
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gangstabarbie
how old are you? if you don't mind me asking?
gangstabarbie (rep: 9.67k) posted May 10, 2012
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zoneric
27 :)...you?
zoneric (rep: 26.4k) posted May 10, 2012
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gangstabarbie
Born 1983
gangstabarbie (rep: 9.67k) posted May 10, 2012
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ancagavs
I believe the ones that thumbed down this are those that believe in the story. because they don't want us to get any ideas =))
ancagavs (rep: 15.3k) posted May 11, 2012
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zoneric
@gangstabarbie you are 2 years older than me :) but we all know that women mature easier and earlier.
zoneric (rep: 26.4k) posted May 11, 2012
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omegafemale
Wow! You are all babies to me - I will be 7-squared next month. :)

And zoneric, we mature faster but it's NOT easy in any way. :P
omegafemale (rep: 211k) posted May 12, 2012
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zoneric
I never said it's easy. but everyone says that. boys mature harder, and I totally agree with that :D. even now I act like a child :D
zoneric (rep: 26.4k) posted May 12, 2012
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